A psychology professor asked his students just one question for their final exams: “How are you going to make me believe that the chair in front of you is invisible?” It took all students an hour to finish the answer, except a lazy student who took only 5 seconds. Eventually, the lazy student got the […]
A group of students were discussing which of their specialties was of the most practical use. A fellow student appeared at the table with a large pink gin. The chemist proceeded to explain why it was pink in color. The physicist measured the specific gravity. The mathematician calculated the cost per unit volume. The doctor […]
At the end of his course on mathematical methods in optimization, the professor sternly looks at his students and says: “There is one final piece of advice I’m going to give you now: Whatever you have learned in my course – never ever try to apply it to your personal lives!” “Why?” the students ask. […]
