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Surgeon Talk
July 10, 2014

Surgeon Talk

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients… First surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered.” Second surgeon says, “Nah – librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” Third surgeon responds, “Try electricians! Everything inside them is […]

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Five Surgeons
July 10, 2014

Five Surgeons

The first surgeon, from New York, says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second, from Chicago, responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.” The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, “No, I really think librarians are the […]

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Two doctors and an HMO manager
July 10, 2014

Two doctors and an HMO manager

Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, “I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities.” St. Peter said, “You can enter heaven.” The second doctor said, “I […]

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Duck Testing at the Vet
July 9, 2014

Duck Testing at the Vet

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles has passed away.” The distressed woman […]

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My duck is dead?
July 9, 2014

My duck is dead?

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon and laid it on the table. The vet pulled out his stethoscope, listened to the bird’s chest and informed the woman that her duck was dead. The distressed woman wailed, “Are you sure? I mean, you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. […]

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