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Tag: vacation

Frog wants a loan from the bank
July 10, 2014

Frog wants a loan from the bank

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. “Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, […]

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The Magic Elevator
July 9, 2014

The Magic Elevator

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, “What’s this, Paw?” The father responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in […]

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Holy Land Vacation
July 9, 2014

Holy Land Vacation

A man, his wife, and his mother in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00.” The man thought about it and told him […]

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Wrong email address
July 9, 2014

Wrong email address

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note […]

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One letter makes a big diference
July 7, 2014

One letter makes a big diference

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and […]

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