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Take Turns

July 8, 2014

While working the lunch shift at a local restaurant, I watched as an elderly couple ate.

It seemed as if the man was the only one eating. First his appetizer, then his main, and then finally his dessert.

All the while with his wife just looking on, not even touching her food. Confused, I approached the woman and asked if there was anything I could get for her.

“No thank you,” came her answer, “it’s his turn for the teeth.”

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Category: Bar Jokes