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The Continued Battle Of The Sexes

July 8, 2014

All of the relatives gathered together in the hospital waiting room tensely waiting the Doctor’s report. Finally after what seemed like hours the Doctor finally came out.

“Well” he said “I have good news and bad news. The bad news is I am afraid his brain doesn’t work anymore, but the good news is that there is a new procedure called a brain transplant.

But I am afraid it’s quite expensive and it’s not covered by insurance. After a few seconds one of the sons asked “well how much does it cost.” The Doctor replied “it’s $10,000 for a male brain and $2,000 for a female brain.”

The moment turned quite awkward and despite the seriousness of the situation some of the men actually started smiling. Finally one of the men couldn’t control himself and asked the question everyone wanted to ask. “Why is the female brain so much less.”

“Oh that’s just standard pricing procedure,” the Doctor replied “you see we have to charge less for the female brain simply because they’re used.”

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Category: Adult Jokes