Attitude Adjustment

July 10, 2014

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest! You’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!”

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant snorting coke, so the rabbit again says, “Elephant my friend, why do you do this?

Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest! You’ll see, you’ll feel so good!”

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit says, “Lion my friend, why do you do this?

Think of what you are doing to your body! Come running with us through the sunny forest! You will feel so good!”

The lion puts down his needle, picks up the rabbit and starts beating him.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror they say, “Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!”

The lion says, “He always makes me run around the forest for hours every time he’s on ecstasy!”

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Category: Animal Jokes