Burglar and Lawyer

July 8, 2014

Max was caught red handed by a police officer in the very act of burglarizing a store. He was quickly brought to trial.

“How do you plead?” asked the judge.

“Your honor,” answered Max, “before I plead guilty or not guilty I ask that the court kindly appoint a lawyer to defend me.”

“Max, you were caught in the actual commission of a crime. What could any lawyer possibly say in your defense?”

“That’s exactly my point, your honor,” said Max, “I’m curious also to hear what he could possibly say!”

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