Clean restaurant

July 7, 2014

So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack.

“Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block?

I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.”

“Oscar” hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, “please not while I am eating!!”

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