Double Portion

July 8, 2014

Waiting hungrily on the lunch line, I eyed the hamburgers being served. Upon reaching the front of the line I asked, “excuse me, can I please have two burgers.”

“You’ll get the same as everybody else,” the lady said in a bored voice.

After hungrily eating my lunch, I walked to the garbage to throw out my plate, but I accidentally dropped my lunch tray in the garbage along with it.

While I was digging in the garbage for my tray I felt a tap on my shoulder.

“I’m sorry sonny” the lady said in a horror-stricken voice, “ here is another burger.”

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