Funny Corny Jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

What did the ghost say to the wall?

Hey, sorry just passing thru.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line!

What did one wall say to the other?

Meet you at the corner.

What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.

What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?

Taking a bite and finding half of a worm in the apple!

Tags: apple, fish, pig, wall

Category: Animal Jokes