Halloween Jokes

July 9, 2014


Q. Why was the student vampire tired in the morning?

A. Because he was up all night studying for his blood test!

Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?

A. It’s good for the bones.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?

A. You suck.

Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?

A. So long sucker!

Q. What do they teach in witching school?

A. Spelling.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance ?

A. Because he had no body to go with.

Q. What do Hillbillies do on Halloween?

A. They PUMP–KIN!!!

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Category: General Jokes