Jury duty

July 8, 2014

It was Sally’s first time going for jury duty and she was a little bit apprehensive.

“I would just like you to know” said Sally as soon as she was in front of the judge “that I feel very strongly that capital punishment is morally unjust and incorrect.”

“That’s OK”, said the judge “capital punishment is not a possibility in this case so it’s perfectly fine for you to serve on this jury.”

“What’s the case about?” Asked Sally.

“Well Mrs. Smith is filing a suit against her husband for gambling away the money she had saved for remodeling her bathroom,” replied the judge.

“Alright” replied Sally “I’ll serve on this one, I may have been wrong about the capital punishment thing after all.”

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