Unkind words

July 9, 2014

The young parents were concerned because their son, Jimmy, had begun using unkind words that he learned in school.

One day, the mother overheard Jimmy calling his sister a “stupid head.”

“Jimmy,” she said. “Your birthday is next week. Your father and I bought five presents for you. From now on, every time you use a bad word I’m going to take one of the presents away.”

“That’s stupid,” said Jimmy.

“O.K., young man,” said the mother, “you just lost one of your presents. Now you only have four. What do you have to say for yourself?”

“If I tell you the sentence I’m thinking of right now,” said Jimmy, “I’ll lose the other four.”

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Category: Family Jokes