When Juggling Work and Family Gets a Bit Much

July 12, 2014


elevator1Try these stress-relieving and fun things to do in an elevator.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and mutter, “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut up!”

Crack open your briefcase or purse; while peering inside ask, “Got enough air in there?”

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you “Admiral.”

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, “Is that your beeper?”

Announce in a demonic voice, “I must find a more suitable host body.”

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