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Category: Lawyer Jokes

The Honest Lawyer
July 8, 2014

The Honest Lawyer

The city miser was on his death bed and his last request was to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest. “I know I am going to die” he said ”and I would like to take my money with me, so I am going to give each of you $150,000 and I want you […]

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How A Lawyer Bills
July 8, 2014

How A Lawyer Bills

A doctor and a lawyer were both at a reception. The lawyer noticed that people were constantly coming over to the doctor. “Why are so many people coming over to you?” asked the lawyer. “It’s terrible,” sighed the doctor, “ever since I became a doctor I don’t have a moment’s peace, people are constantly coming […]

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Burglar and Lawyer
July 8, 2014

Burglar and Lawyer

Max was caught red handed by a police officer in the very act of burglarizing a store. He was quickly brought to trial. “How do you plead?” asked the judge. “Your honor,” answered Max, “before I plead guilty or not guilty I ask that the court kindly appoint a lawyer to defend me.” “Max, you […]

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Working Day and Night
July 8, 2014

Working Day and Night

“Frank Smith,” announced the judge, “for breaking into a house in the middle of the night, I sentence you to two years in prison.” “But your honor,” pleaded Smith, “last time I was in court you sentenced me to a year in jail for breaking into a house in the day! If not in the […]

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Jury duty
July 8, 2014

Jury duty

It was Sally’s first time going for jury duty and she was a little bit apprehensive. “I would just like you to know” said Sally as soon as she was in front of the judge “that I feel very strongly that capital punishment is morally unjust and incorrect.” “That’s OK”, said the judge “capital punishment […]

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Young Lawyer and Smart Rancher
July 3, 2014

Young Lawyer and Smart Rancher

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace […]

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