The Annoying Duck
A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?”
“Nope” responded the bartender, “try somewhere else.”
The duck walks out and back in: “Do you sell grapes?”
“I told you already, I don’t” responded the bartender, “stop bothering me.”
The duck walks back out and then back in again.
“Stop right where you are” the bartender screams “you ask me again if I have grapes, I will take a hammer and nail your feet to the floor.”
The duck walks out and then back in again: “do you sell nails?” he asks.
“No” responded the bartender.”
“Do you sell grapes????”
Category: Bar Jokes
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