The Annoying Duck

July 8, 2014

A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?”

“Nope” responded the bartender, “try somewhere else.”

The duck walks out and back in: “Do you sell grapes?”

“I told you already, I don’t” responded the bartender, “stop bothering me.”

The duck walks back out and then back in again.

“Stop right where you are” the bartender screams “you ask me again if I have grapes, I will take a hammer and nail your feet to the floor.”

The duck walks out and then back in again: “do you sell nails?” he asks.

“No” responded the bartender.”

“Do you sell grapes????”

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