Treatment for Excessive Parental Frustration

July 10, 2014

When your kids are driving you bananas, consider calling the psychiatric hotline to take your mind off your worries at home.

TELEPHONE: Ring, Ring,…

RECORDING: ‘Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1, repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you a schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.”

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