The bar

July 8, 2014

A man walks into a bar obviously stone drunk, and asks for a drink.

“Sorry,” the bartender says, “but you obviously already had a little too much to drink.”

Fuming mad the drunk walks out the front door and walks into the side door.

“Can I have a drink please.”

“Sorry” the bartender says “but you can’t have a drink here.”

The drunk walks out and goes in through the back door. “Can I please have a drink.”

“Enough!” The bartender screamed “I told You, No Drinks!”

The drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaimed “Darn! how many bars you work at.”

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Category: Bar Jokes